Fruitcake

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The Hoff

The Negative Population Growth Group

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The Sports Illlustrated Swimsuit Issue

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Penguins

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Arby's

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Flash Photography

Syringe Sucking Barry Bonds

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Nursing

Vertical Blinds

Mens' Cologne

Skinny Santas

Hair in the Toothbrush

Repeating Myself

ATA

Chiggers

Chatty Waiters

The Teaser in Pilates

Hope Floats

Jumpers

Kimberly Bauer from "24"

Precious Moments Products

Wicker

Gratuity Included

Ryan Seacrest

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Asthma

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$4 a Box Girl Scout Cookies

Thomas Kinkade

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Red Vines

Good Grammar

Slow Drivers

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Joe Biden

Clint Holmes

Doing Dishes

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Valet Parking

The cold

My mittens

Headgear

Slugs (especially the ones in Washington)

I don't know who these Slug Festival people are, but I have a feeling we wouldn't get along.

Rear End Writing on Clothing

Acapella groups

Chocolate covered raisins

Carrot Top

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Asian Restaurant Coupons

Ink Cartridge Replacements

The Johnny Rockets in Hollywood

Pantyhose

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The city of Afton, New York

Los Angeles Lakers

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Dick Gephardt

National Geographic